Monday, October 22, 2007
The True God
He doesn't demand that you mutilate your child's penis, oppress women, enslave and kill other people, etc.
He also doesn't ask to be shoved down people's throats-thanks God er uhm Hanky! Hanky is happy: He's not a tyrant that kills people with plagues, pestilence, or bloodshed.
Smile, Hanky loves you! Mr. Hanky's song tells us so.
Mr Hanky didn't create eternal condemnation, so there is no reason for salvation. He won't severely punish you with eternal torment for simply not believing.
Mr Hanky rocks! He is the BEST God and the only one worthy of praise! PRAISE HIM... PRAISE HIM... PRAISE HIM!